Because of are decision hear at iraqwarwasnotright to allways be pushing teh cuting edge of envelop of bloging arts & crafts, IM am (owner of irawwarnotright) decide to write screnplay of porgresive vs noecon blogers.
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ACT 1
TEH STAGE: In the White House (oval ofice). THE PRESADENT, A OIL CO. GUY, AND A BUNCH OF NEOCON’S are in oval ofice.
CHIMPYMACHILTERBRUTONCHANEY: Hey UR guy’s!!!!! Are oil is to expensave!
NEOCONS: What evar shall we do???? How are we 2 fill up are SVUs ect for not so much $$$$$?????
CHIMPY; I have idea!!!!! Let’s invaid a ARAB cuontry (where they’re is lots of oil) and than we will take the;y’re oil and we are willnot have 2 pay for it????
OIL COMPANY GUY: But than how will us oil company guy’s make lots of $$$$$ form selling oil to ppl??????
CHIMPY: IS relly easy, oil co. guy!!! Only us neocon’s will take free oil!!!! UR can sell oil for EVAN MORE $$$$$ to porgresave’s!!!!
NEONON (& oil co. guy): YAY FOR PRES BUSH (CHIMPY)!!!!!
NOECONS (again): But what abuot palitacal fallout???? Won’t progresave bloger’s be upset with UR????
CHIMPY: Not 2 wroy!!! IM just say they’re is WMD’S and terorist there!!!! (in Arab county)
NEOCONS: YAY FOR CHIMPY!!!!!
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ACT 2
TEH STAGE: Tipacal porgresive blog of turth (ie my blog or micaelmoore or dalykos or dean04pres or howie or iraqwarnotright ect ect (porgresave blog’s). THE COMPUTOR SCREEN is relly gigantac (so ppl in audiance can see what is hapaning.) LIBRARY BOOK’S line the wal’s (Arastotal, Socrate’s, Gandi etc) 4 ever-presant reminder of are credo of however forget’s the past is destaned to repet it (ie have Iraq war or invade somalya ect etc). Teh Internationale/other porgresave song play’s on bloger’s speakers.
PROGRESAVE BLOGER is sit in front of computor. He is OBVISLY DASTRESSED by wrongness of Iraq war (cry’s ect.)(mabe angray a lital 2 because of LYING of NEOCONS and THERE LEDER CHIMPY.
PORGRESAVE BLOGER: Hey evreybody! Teh Iraq war is not right! (no WDM/ terrorist ect) Chimpy and the neocons are ly’ing abuot they are want free oil 4 there SUV’s and .
NEOCON: UR are DUM!!!! UR are wrong!!!! bla bla
PORGRESAVE BLOGER: Pls – UR shuold lisan to reson! WHOEVAR FORGET TEH PAST IS DESTANED TO REPEAT IT
NEOCONS: UR are have small wener!!!! (have to say abuot wener’s because cannot attack SUBSTANCE of true thing’s that PORGRESAVE BLOGER is saying.)
PROGRESAVE BLOGER: Pls – this is RELLY IMPORTANT. Many ppl are dying because of CHIMPY’S IS LYING ABUOT WDM’S. HOW many WMD’s are there find in Iraq???? ANSWER=0.
NEOCONS: We dont’ care abuot ppl dying!!!! (esp. Iraqi/othre arab ppl – because there skin is brown like Mexacan’s/Negro’s (African Ameracan’s) that we also don’t care abuot dying).
PORGRESAVE BLOGER: IM am VV sad about UR want to kill Iraqi’s. THE PAST IS REPETING (OTHER WRONG WARS) BECAUSE WE HAVE FORGOT ABUOT IT.
(TEARS FALL ON PROGREASV BLOGER’S KEYBROD FROM PROGRESAVE BLOGER’S EYE's.)(FROM BEING SAD ABUOT INOCANT PPL OF COLOUR ARE DYING IN WAR THAT IS NOT RIGHT.)
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Act 3
THE STAGE: White House ovel office again.
NEOCONS: Pres Bush! The porgresave bloger’s know about WDM’S/terrorist etc. are lie’s!!!! And are post about it on there blog’s!!!!!! What shuold we do know??????
CHIMPY: We must stop the porgreasave bloger’s at all cost’s!!!!!
OIL CO. GUY: But what abuot 1st amendmand????
CHIMPY: I fogrgot about that!!!!! Teh progresave’s have bloked my judge’s ect. So the progreasve judge will probally enforce 1st amendmant!!!!
NEOCON’S: Hey we know how to make progresave bloger’s stop!!!! (There NOT SAYING ABOUT HOW THERE STOP PROGRESAVE BLOGERS)
CHIMPY: Yay for neocon’s!!!!!! (HE KNOWS HOW NEOCONS WILL STOP PROGREADVE BLOGERS BUT DOE'S NOT SAY BECAUSE NEEDS PLASABLE DANIABILITY)
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Act 4
STAGE: Back at progresave bloger’s stage.
NEOCONS are STABING porgresave bloger repetally.
PROGRESAVE BLOGER: Et tu, noecons?????
OTHRE PORGRESAVE BLOGERS: And yet, the TURTH shall not die with him!!!! (porgresave bloger who is being stabed by noecons.) For we (other progreasvie blogers) shall arise up and carry his/her BANAR OF TRUTH!!!!
STRAINS of The Internationale/othre porgr3esave song get louder as
FINAL CURTAIN FALLS.
TEH END.
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